This Tiny Girl Dropped The Reins While Leading
A Horse, But The Mares Reaction Has Melted Hearts
Theres nothing unusual about a two-year-old child cuddling a kitten or playing with the
family dog. However, seeing a toddler alongside a powerful
mustang is a little more out of the ordinary. But Emma Dunn had no fear of walking alongside
her horse in 2013. At one point in Emma and her horses journey,
however, the reins slipped from the little girls little hands and into the snowy ground
beneath her.
But, as it happens, the mare behind her, Cinnamon,
had the most unexpected reaction to her leaders mistake. Its perhaps no surprise that young Emma
was so comfortable around horses, though. After all, her dad, Justin, had begun riding
as a child and had made horsemanship his career as an adult. Aside from private training, he also led rides
for children with cancer.
And, most importantly, Justin worked to build
strong friendships and mutual understanding between humans and horses. Trade places with your horse and treat
them the way you would want to be treated, his website reads. That sort of respect would go a long way with
a mustang such as Cinnamon the one that Emma led by her reins. The breed is known for being headstrong and
willful at first; once mustangs are fully trained, however, they can be a pleasure to
ride.
Whats more, Justin had only spent 25 days
training Cinnamon before his two-year-old daughter took the horses reins. During that time, though, Emma and the mustang
had forged a close link, according to a 2014 report from Tulsa radio station KRMG. And Emma and Cinnamons friendship is evident
in a video that Justin shared to his business Facebook page. There, the toddler is seen in a puffy pink
snowsuit and holding her beloved horses reins.
Then at the beginning of the footage, Justin
is heard asking, Whats that horses name? But while Emma tries her best, she cant
quite articulate all of the syllables in her horses name. Perhaps as a result, her dad steps in to provide
some clarification. Thats Cinnamon? He said, to which
Emma answers with a defiant, Yeah! Then Justin asks, Are you going to bring
her up here to the house? And with that, Emma starts walking, reins
still in hand. Then, although Cinnamon hesitates for a second,
she eventually begins following her leader at a slow trot.
And with each of her steps, the swish of the
two-year-olds snowsuit is audible. As Emma walks, though, she gets quicker and
quicker, which causes her dad to issue a warning to his tiny daughter. Go slow so you dont trip, Justin
advises. Emma responds by looking back at Cinnamon
and letting out a happy squeal.
You like that horse? Emmas dad then asks her, likely knowing
what his daughters answer would be. Yeah, her names Cinnamon, Emma says,
pronouncing her horses name without the second syllable. Thats when the two-year-old lost a bit
of her control over the horses reins. Stop right there, Justin advises the
toddler.
As she stops, however, Cinnamon does the same
and this causes Emma to tangle the reins. Somehow, she has a strap wrapped around her
tiny leg. When Emma finally gets herself untangled from
the reins, though, she tries to pick the long rope up from its middle. But, again, her dad provides a little bit
of wisdom to help his daughter lead Cinnamon safely.
Nope, he calls, Pick them up so she
doesnt step on them. And when her leader had dropped her reins,
Cinnamon could have taken off or kept walking on her own. Instead, she sweetly stands by and watches
as Emma fumbles while scooping up the reins then finally gets back onto her feet. Once Emma has a handle on the reins, though,
Justin gives her the green light to start walking again.
Nevertheless, he also tells his two-year-old
to stay on the road as she continues on her way toward the familys home. And, apparently, Emma and Cinnamons sweet
trek through the snow was exemplary of the relationship between the pair. Thats according to the little girls
dad, who wrote in a Facebook post when he shared the video, These two had and still
have a special bond. Cinnamon Girl LOVES her Emma.
Perhaps unsurprisingly, the adorable video
of Emma and Cinnamon connected with a lot of people across the internet, too. Justins original post sharing the video
has 86,000 shares, for instance, while a separate upload of the clip on YouTube has garnered
more than 4.8 Million views. Since then, Justin has continued to share
videos of his horses on Facebook, and many of the clips feature Emma as she grows up
alongside her extra-large pets. In footage from 2018, she and her dad are
even seen conducting a live chat with their followers about what else horses.
And, as it happens, the two gave an update
on Cinnamons relationship with Emma during that conversation. A lot of youve asked how Emmas doing
and how Cinnamons doing, Justin says in the video. Before he can respond completely, though,
Emma answers for him with her hands. Theyre both double thumbs-up, her
dad says in response to his daughters signal.
In the same video, Emma also tries to imagine
her life without horses. The then-seven-year-old explains, however,
I wouldnt feel any happier. Id be always miserable. Then she and her dad confirm something that
viewers have known all along.
Look at this horse's expression. He's totally shut down and shows absolutely no spirit of cooperation. His stoic expression and tail swishing shows his total unwillingness. His behavior has escalated from slow to go to absolutely no go.
He gives no response to a crop or a whip. So, my job is to unlock his mind and find the formula for the go. Sitting on this horse is like sitting on a chunk of concrete. He's hard as a rock and totally locked up, so I'm not even going to ask him for a step.
The first rule in horsemanship is never ask for something you know you're not going to get. I have to first unlock his mind in order to unlock his body. The way to get through to a horse who is so totally shut down, is to first soften up his mind by making him most comfortable and showing him the way to where the comfort is. He's pretty sure me just sitting there is uncomfortable for him.
I have to find a way to promote licking and chewing and get him to release at the withers. Over the years, I've learned that this is the secret to unlocking the mind, and along with that comes willingness. Then his mind says, "Well, ok I guess I can do this!" So here I'm just asking him for a little bit of bend to the side. Notice it took quite a bit of pressure on the reins to get that.
I'm just going to bend him from side to side a little bit to get him to release at the withers. That signal, then is that he will drop his head and neck. I'm just watching carefully for him to stop some of the tail swishing and asking him to pay some amount of attention to me, so I'm making this very easy for him. All he has to do is bend his neck a little bit side to side.
I know I can get that from him, so I just continue doing that and I'm bouncing the rein just a little bit to promote some elasticity through the neck and start creating a little bit of softness. It's especially important in a horse like this or whenever you're working with your horse, to have a HUGE amount of patience. It took him a long time to get to this point, where he decided to stop moving when someone asked him to, so I expect it's going to take me a little bit of time to make it worth his while to start moving forward. Now, as you see, I'm taking my time and just sitting there, and the only thing I'm doing is working the reins a little bit.
I'm rocking side to side to try to affect his balance a little bit, and that helps unlock his joints and his back a bit. When you take a look at his eyes, he's expressing a great deal of stress there. You can see him pulling back on that bit and the rein, and you can see the muscle bulge in his neck even to the point of skin wrinkling. That reflects all of the tension and that tension comes from his mind.
So here, he does a little bit of licking and chewing, and he did drop a little bit. Now he's going to argue with me and is trying to take the rein from me. Again, I give him lots and lots of time to process the information. When he does the right thing, everything becomes totally quiet and comfortable.
I have to get rid of all of that neck bulging first. Notice that his expression is starting to change and the ears are occasionally coming forward and is paying a little bit of attention although he's still arguing with me. But the licking and chewing is becoming much more avid, so I am whittling away here. And actually it's been all of about five minutes of just sitting there doing this, so it's not really that much time.
It's giving him time to focus a little bit and soften up. I am going to be daring and ask him for a step, and literally only asked for one step and stopped him. He has to be rewarded for even taking one step when I ask him to. So, this is not about power, I want you to understand that I'm not squeezing the life out of the horse, I'm not escalating pressure, I'm just repeating the information to him until we get one step.
It's sort of what I call my "annoying fly technique." I keep repeating the same request over and over and over and do not stop until I. Get just that one step. I'm not going to ask for the world on the first go around, because I'm not going to get it. Here you can see, he's starting to soften at the poll when I ask him and touch those reins, he's dropping down.
Softening at the poll also rounds up his back a little bit. It feels good! I must round my back a hundred times a day in the process of walking around and riding. So again, here all I'm going to do is, not ask for forward, I'm just going to try to move his feet. I'm asking for a hind end yield which he obliges, and again, I'm only asking for ONE step.
It's really important to keep your goals limited. One step becomes two steps becomes ten steps, becomes a mile. So, only ask for a little at a time so that HE can be successful and so that you can reward. If you continue to ask for more and more before he's prepared to give you more, you'll just end up right back at the beginning of the circle again.
So, here I'm just continuing to soften and asking for more hind end yield, and this time, I might even ask for two steps. That was a pretty nice cross-over there. You see all the licking and chewing that he's doing? This means he's starting to come to terms a bit with "ok, I can oblige her and do a couple of little things." Of course, what I'm doing is showing him that if he just moves his feet, he'll get rewarded. That reward, by the way, is release of pressure.
The patting and so on is totally unnecessary. The only reward a horse really needs is release of pressure. That is the moment that they learn. So you have to be quick and instantaneous about releasing your cue the second his foot leaves the ground, or the second that your horse does what you're asking him for.
Here you see how he's getting so much better, and he's starting to soften his poll, dropping his head a little bit. He's actually thinking about stepping forward without even being asked. It's way easier to walk forward than to do a bunch of hind end yields. See here how he's starting to reach down for the bit, on a long slack rein and he's softening his own poll.
When that happens, then his mind is softening. So we made that progress, and now he says, "Nah, never mind I made a mistake. I don't think I meant to move my feet, so I give him the old finger cue, to get the hind end yield. Mind you, I've done some groundwork with this horse so he and I have some amount of communication.
He moved willingly just by me pointing. Now I'm asking him for that step forward. I got two steps that time, and you saw my legs come totally off his sides. I stopped him.
I don't want him to go any further. I'm taking over direction of each and every step he takes, so I can reward him for each and every step that he takes. Again, I'm asking and you can see I'm not using a lot of force It's mostly just bumping on his sides. Until he moves.
I'm going to try to turn this bumping into a hind end yield, and then maybe I can get a little bit of forward out of him, and there it is. So I release, and we got three steps that time. Wow, we're making progress big time. So, now I'm going to be really brave, and ask him to continue walking on now that I have those few steps.
Notice I'm still not using a lot of pressure, and it's also important to notice that as soon as he walks forward, I release my leg. Even though he stops two steps later, I put my leg right back on again when he stops, and continue the bumping, but stop the bumping the second that he goes forward. So, there was even a little animation in those last couple of steps. He was going to go, and I said, No, I want you to stop.
So we're continuing on with the start, stop, start, stop, him deciding, I will go, I won't go. You might give some consideration at this point to a 2x4 or a very heavy handed whip, because you start getting really frustrated. I've been on his back now for 15 minutes, which is not that long. You see here, he suddenly decides, "Well, what am I doing walking?" His expression is changing, and here he actually opens his walk up a little bit, so when he's walking, my legs are quiet and off his sides, just draped quietly there, so that he gets lots and lots of comfort and reward when he's moving.
Here, I can actually even just touch his sides, and he speeds up his walk a bit. So, I am saying a little bit. You have to take a little at a time, but whatever you ask for, he has to be able to deliver. So, don't ask for that unless you know you're going to get it.
Here he's going along pretty well. We;re bound to get stuck again, here he falters, so I get my leg on before he actually stops and he continues forward again. We made it all the way around the round pen at this point without stopping. We;re just going to practice a little more turning, so that he responds to the pressure.
Whoops, see, pushed it a little too far encourage him to keep going forward. Bump, bump, bump. Pressure, bump, bump... And release when he steps forward.
He's decided to become uncooperative again, so we just have to be patient. Continue asking, asking and asking. You notice, the trick is, you can't stop asking once you started. He's not going to give me forward, so I have to turn it into just moving any foot I can get moved, and then turn that back into forward from there.
And there we go. I got a couple of steps, but I'm going to make sure that he keeps on moving this time. So, the bumping doesn't stop until he actually walks. This is what I mean by my annoying fly technique.
If a fly can get a horse to move, I'm CERTAIN that I can get it to move. It's also important to know that it doesn't really matter what direction you go in, as long as you're going forward, so if he's not actually following a line that I'm asking him to follow, that's ok. The whole point is forward. We can worry about steering and turning and giving to pressure after we get the forward.
Now you notice when I asked him to step off this time, I just touched his side. A little bit of tail swishing still, so not totally willing, but it only took a touch to get him to move off my leg. There was almost no amount of pressure there at all. So we're just going to keep repeating that, and here he gets stuck, I touch him, he goes forward again off the touch.
I have whittled away a bit at his mind. He's still thinking, "Hmmm, should I or shouldn't I?" "Well, okay, I guess she won't stop doing that until I actually move." Here I'm bumping a little bit harder because I know now that he understands what we're doing. I have to now change his stubborn attitude, into more willingness. So, we just keep on going with the same thing over and over.
Patience, patience, patience. Now many other trainers would fault my method, in that I'm not getting a quick, quick response. Well, I will be getting a quick quick response, as soon as he starts becoming willingly engaged with me and responding to my leg. So, he is improving, and my progress may seem slow, but you can see when he makes the decision to go forward, he suddenly drops into the bridle and walk right along.
It requires no leg pressure at all to keep him going. So, I just have to keep making those moments longer and longer. I don't like forcing the horse... I am forcing to some degree, by annoyig him to death, but I don't like forcing a horse into doing something because that does not elicit the cooperation that's required for him to continue being cooperative.
Now you can see he's dropping into the bridle a little bit, starts getting stuck in that same spot all over again, but this time he listened to my leg and walked through it. You see his demeanor is changing, his head his dropping. When his head drops, his back rounds, and he finds much more comfort. So, he's actually deciding "Well, I guess I can do this.
It doesn't seem all that hard." I'm not giving him a choice, but I'm also not using any harsh techniques at the same time. Ultimately what will happen is this behavior of stopping will not be rewarding to him. A horse ends up this way, because we give up asking for go out of frustration, and we just automatically escalate pressure, and then the horse learns to adapt to that pressure, and pretty soon you have a horse who's totally non-responsive. So, I believe in returning the horse back to the very very subtle.
You can see here how nicely he's going along. And, a little touch of leg and he spurts forward. Okay, so we're not going high speeds here. But, we've got some animation in our walk and some comfort in our expression, and so we just keep on walking.
Now you can see that as soon as I just touch his sides, he moved right off my leg. So, although, it wasn't a jump into the walk, he willingly went forward with just a light touch. So, my job here is to just keep getting him going, stopping him, and getting him to just move off that touch. The other thing is, he's softening up tremendously.
He's dropping into the bridle, softening his poll. He's walking along through the pressure that I'm applying. It is just light finger tip pressure. What this does, is helps him to carry his own frame, and learns how to carry himself so that his back feels good.
I'm giving him that comfort. So, I'm only just wigglying my fingers, mostly on the inside rein, in order to get him to drop in, soften everything up. And now, when I ask for a little bit of bend, I actually get it! Now when I put my leg on, I can feel him moving away from my leg. It's not a piece of concrete anymore.
All in all, this took me about a half an hour, but you notice his expression, his willingness is there. He's moving forward off a touch of my leg. Gee! Maybe next week we can actually do some trotting when I work with him..
Experts estimate that dogs can catch a whiff of something that's one million times less concentrated than what humans can detect. With so much sniff power, it's hardly surprising that they stick their heads out out car windows. They could care less about the scenery. What they're after are smells. If you're driving through town at 30 miles an hour and your dog has his nose out the window, he knows where the bakery is, where the butcher shop is, which street leads to the local McDonald's, and maybe even what the mayor had for breakfast.
Dogs assume a characteristic expression when they put their faces into the wind: Their upper lips curl, their noses wrinkle, their eyes partly close, and their ears fold back. It looks as though they're experiencing a moment of ecstasy (which they probably are) but mainly they're concentrating. It's as though they're closing down all the rest of their senses to focus on this one.
There's a world of fascinating scents outside the car. This dog loves to hang her head out the window and sample every one of them. All dogs, from huge Great Danes to tiny terriers, have extraordinarily acute senses of smell. Their scenting ability is enhanced when they are moving quickly, which is one reason that they take advantage of open car windows.
Smells are so important to dogs that they have two separate systems for detecting them. One is the nose system. It consists of a huge amount of tissue called olfactory epithelium, which is loaded with scent receptors. This area takes up about 1/2 square inch in humans, but up to 20 square inches in some dog breeds. As air moves over the tissue, odor molecules settle in millions of scent receptors. The more air flow there is, the more scents dogs detect. A Dog's sense of smell is enhanced when they're moving quickly. In the evolutionary scheme of things, this probably made them better hunters because they could load up on scents while chasing prey.
Dogs have a second smelling system that's headquartered in their mouths. Near the upper incisors is a tiny duct that leads to a specialized gland called Jacobson's organ. It's designed to capture and interpret the most primitive types of smells.
Dogs depend on it to identify other dogs, choose a mate, and smell prey. When dogs scrunch up their faces in the wind, it looks like they're catching flies, but what they're really doing is catching scents.
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don't destroy the box blow it out of the child enrolled at all that's not going to do any better ok I fucking know yet it's doable but it's not easy it's like it's like it's like Felix it's
doable but not easy why can't you just try that now haha
hope you know what screw this thing yeah jesus pieces what you get if you're not sorry enough
back that's right chill your own trap sure yes yeah Wow but that record Wow sick and so it's like that one run is that
means in the keyboard yeah look at my 60 games oh yeah oh yeah oh you're am i right out
of the trap of you gadi got a bomb guys fuck this thing you
just blew up our only fucking chance i can jump I can give it to you baby check it out of shape honking fakes with you excited Jessica Parker doesn't like what is that
letter size between Brad you gotta sprint back and there it is scary grabbing no no no yeah yes someone to
lead someone I don't like ooh nuts raccoons don't have met Jack United
States you they have seven nuts therefore nuts in a good position to
read a little bit there again you get a comeback this tragedy haha oh yeah haha alright lyrics to it Felix you want you want to beat me let me
check a boy well I do it haha you're getting shot is that killing
me what's going on what's going on oh god i was like 'i on my speed that he
was just breaking on your head everybody knows you don't shape with
arrows ok ken you're not winning this one why I'm
saying fireballs up taking everything so far -
it's not something a suck but what we gonna blow up can blow you a baby come
here Oh perfect price so sexy I'm turned on now you like that so much hey that was my ladder dude oh yeah ok i always miss through the fucking a
blank no yeah they come on one leg that was
screaming but you killed by yet Jack : Ya. Yesing say that Brad : you can take are pointy end the raccoon there's but don't know what
I think charts you are the ultimate raccoon congratulations also raccoon thank you
are healed I'm gonna go eat your garbage now the all the good old man too bad I
am at this game called said Jessica Parker Felix : we're just gonna party like roc- with
mom trying to go ahead and work out what Jack : What are you? Ok there's an elevator in this level is
also glass on the left and right when you write that you got there ok alright that's cool then let's do
something sexy Michael let's make a hole you got to go
through Nona like that oh sweet Jesus switchers know it turn it
upside down so they meet in the middle that's what I was trying to tell can but
he doesn't know how to switch is not switching yeah I guess offers there you go oh
Jesus haha that's all it's just you're bored
right now yeah whatever maybe they will still
swing around yeah and now this is good oh yeah true
good good good what is a bunch of bear a little better
later Oh animated hurry up everywhere not shit everybody is playing everybody I we're
friends but your area where we do i went back man anyway the bikes look at like yeah raccoon and Brad you didn't hate it I
could be anybody all right guys yeah hey brad is not a suck at my house
you're like I Felix ready to pick one addiction down for you what the fuck am I cannot get through
that really fuck hello friends everybody on the elevator so there's just no way somebody's lobby oh shit oh shit oh wow Oh Erica your such as you must understand I gotta
push more than win what the fuck you can buy it all in yeah
this is this not write Brad's winning it is the prophecy Sarah Jessica Parker okay i'm gonna be a total ass bag you always are actors no need to stay at
uh haha body ah fuck even is do more push the button don't need the button anymore I don't
think oh god am I gonna get crushed I'm gonna get crushed but I don't want to get crushed ya your
foot with that name ok ok how how are you and how do how
just like by Jack damages and Jessica Parker yes the girls and I repeat it but you
don't have the space but instead you're like I finally figured out how to
fucking run it's not god damn i have too late it I
wanted well guide me o job easy too easy all right i could I don't have any
pictures of the challenges on oh god oh god oh god I'm scared I'm
scared I'm scared a shit yeah what you get when you get key oh oh god oh god oh god that I are alive
but what the fuck my dad pitches Wow wait for me jack I wait for you guys
I'm waving at you place a wave Felix way like it then yeah if your
character is all weird on my screen is your only flying again you're gonna fuck
your mouth irish yeah i'm an engineer would make me
I don't know you anymore 00 01 in your neck how come when i finish this is too easy
fuck this game your be your lil baby now black that shit during the trapped off what now haha going to trap guys shit fucking wheel moved over how was
that supposed to know ready and push the elevator button god why not let it go
you guys make this so fucking hard now and Sarah Jessica Parker I don't push
buttons for people have there you go out you know yes or no Kiki cares what kind
of moves on his own a little bit pushed you off do it Brad and squish damage
practice though i have a price and focus becomes a couple fucking kidding me press B to give up i don't know if i
didn't wait but with the elevator but a little will do sir there you go for a boy that
don't die on the last night yeah my victory is assured but I don't
know oh no I'm having a really hard time
going to use it for your bombs at the police in the shit get rid of all of
this nonsense Oh No over the fuck this is that what
that was I don't difficult yes this is the most important one he's
thinking how can I be the biggest asshole right now i will get rid of that
thing yeah it was fuck I just disappear God
dang it are good hopefully you guys died in a
fire every single one of them all of them all of them died all of them dead all of them that yes
make the same mistake I did make the same mistake make the station Jackson
machine that damn elevator again ok let's hear it good job right here we
get the elevator prank I get the elevator it's coming guys don't worry the
elevators on though you think you can win that you go fast good job I got the job guys - I'm stuck
in some goop everybody died everybody everybody
please yes fuck what counts squish yeah get rekt
bet huh you got hope you die all the bullshit I
never die and bullshit I promise I will see you later who don't
get mad oh my god Brad if you told me you
couldn't die right now i have sex with you right now but I promise but I will never have a better night
okay is the best don't remember yeah fuck yeah push more than me let's fuck they would have class oh wait
I gotta shit I gotta push me when you would be fun to fly you bitch fuck you
fuck you fuck you guys the daddy pants are on some fuck shit up
the daddy pants this box is here at home yeah boy my brand-new it McCoy now you saw it you
bitch shit jack my asshole after that you do that yeah I hate life
that I warmed it up before Jack butter up your pooper was trying to get your
ass hold him no respect for setting that prison yes what that you can feel like share hey
where have you been Kristen much man push me do you know
where to push you in good keep it up sheesh you can't see a
jessica parker killing rapidly about haha Nene well my mother did rap ha ha ha hey when you talk Sarah good guys I'm
the coin or a girlfriend Jesus Christ let the horses going
everywhere and no one gets all the pieces strike what you know about this connection like
sequins no definitely dad I can't upload this
video to the Internet Sarah Jessica Parker sex tape that's going to be the title of this
video and now we're gonna text panel right well thank ya there Jessica Parker
sex tape there no new level we like climb over laughs right 11 last
farm to rule them all one last farm wait we already were in creo que the
Fellowship of the farm now you can put down any transfer pricing whoa do you like all fire extinguishers Brad I think it's like our or something
for you can remember fire extinguishers why would you put on
fire - why would you be so lame like that little lane and your mind let's go with it we really only have
fire extinguisher or fire hydrants y square oh no wonder area yeah Sarah yeah you know dad share and this
is too hard now I can't do it oh wait yeah I forgot we
could do the back at ya hey what the fuck is this I'm being blended yeah correct new cases and smack the bleep out oh I
get rain hey the rain make it rain on the throne
necrophilia me no smell wait yeah should hold be let you pick me
up are you trying to trick me ah ha ha I like it got there was a project of
this is too easy yeah my traps worked here a good trapper I got points for killing myself you
could try out that haha so beautiful he did with it ah not racist you must travel over Frodo I can't do it
yeah and ass it's not gonna work travel east beyond
the tire in a box wrote her yeah look to my calling i first life
since the first day I looked a little tired of my saggy ass fucks think this
is intense I can't even get back up here now it's
just like camping camping and what about the ladies what's that supposed to be
hard to get past the shed the third one and again five before gay can we get in here yeah yeah yeah fuck just happened Bobby to give up when
I as you die Thank You game they know how to get you
this is not going to work . To .
That's a nice bail Brad you from the north with
the hood up that's where I'm problem laminates door
line did buy every fuck my ass all ok here you get it oh yeah go find inspiration oh nice just wave my hands get to bank
the ass that's what i want to share Jessica you
can do it for fucks sakes I just run to the right all right here we got you buddy nah he's
all the white oh oh don't wash that ass oh yeah um I
don't really that Japanese toilet ass baby fuck yeah but I've been better for them
mmm get off my fucking want to do is fuck this i'm going to like hold this
isn't this is literally impossible no no it's never been passed to go go haha yeah check what am I done you fucked us all yeah no don't get second hand wash at it is
up to I now I'm okay oh not talking I don't care hi now Secretary of the black holes on
the points yeah no no huh I'm holding be to give up
unlike i'm only going to sacrifice myself for the black eye . If it not wow that is full of water yes Walker water bitch to me yeah that's
what it's like feelings i find me hey I did it and I made the goal no I
didn't work at all my other way maybe i'll try . You this is me . The
trap is magical apply calls reckon everyone man no one
died from it what are you talking with you God can we get even get through there at all? Jack: No so I'm going to make it possible with a
door Felix no, Felix no and even the sheep, even the sheep looks sad :( that lip arrow Pewds: You guys don't wanna see?
No.
Fuck sake. Pewds: It's what you get Jack Now we're screwed! I must make it to the black hole for the sacrifice! FUUUUUUCK! How did I die on that godammit?! Jesus Pewds: Waddup fools! Brad: Did you make it? Person 1 you stole my coin you dick I put that coin de as mom all right I
shouldn't have died but I died right so just keep forgetting the water where Leo
yeah what the fuck are you doing Sarah
sacrifice myself wait you so much effort myself via only black box I mean Felix thanks Sarah Jessica hi I think it you
in a few days . When Jesus Christ yes bo first Reese - you're the ultimate
chicken and chicken one first to reach the moon what did it added it k 1 yes yes oh god
yes oh yeah yeah no go to come in tomorrow
me we are in the penthouse magicdisc oh look New York apartment so I know what
happens if you stand just behind the business haha wait there yeah baby yeah this is the point of party get up here
and then you can go back and love you hey hello yeah I know so where are you
massively giving up that Jack's Outro Starts to Play and that's the end of UCH (Ultimate Chicken Horse) somebody that one of you little brat
this please myself in the rest yeah yeah I know the night sky let me be
a part of all of my tail *sniff* *sniff* Heheheheh.
