Wednesday, November 22, 2017

A DEADLY SWARM OF BIRDS



Hey, oh fuck no, are you kidding me? Here's the deal it's currently 2:15 a.M.. Saturday morning, and we are pulling an all nighter So it's 2:15 Saturday. (Lily) - A.M in the morning. (Emma) - It's a lot.

Okay.
(Lily) It's morning. Did you know it's morning? Shut up as you can see I have this cute little poster behind me Lily I have been trying to take it down, but look I. Oh, I kind of don't want you to take it down.

I don't like it okay Okay, so like I thought that I was just gonna like comment on her poster and She just completely took it down. (Lily) You know where I got this? (Emma) where? (Lily) Michaels yeah, that's why it's coming down So tomorrow we're gonna go watch the sunrise and take pictures, and I have like three outfits, and it's gonna be freakin lit But tonight me and Lily decided you know what let's have a sleepover because we have to wake up early anyways basically we're pulling an All-nighter, and we're waking up at like 5:00 a.M.. Wait what time we're waking up well We're not waking up because we're never going to sleep (Lily) Oh my god, I'm so terrified, (Emma) it's huge Lily Oh my god Okay, what do we do? No No No  We're making it dead What do you do? Okay you wanna see it dance now? (Emma) What are we gonna do with him? (Lily) can it dance again? (Emma) no don't make it dance again, Lily (Lily) hello NO No Oh my god what the Two hours later Update we took a nap I know I disappointed all of you told all you guys I was gonna pull an all-nighter I was pumped about it, but 3:00 a.M.. Rolled around literally 40 minutes after I showed you the time initially we were both like Nope, so we took a nap and we just woke up and it's 5:00 a.M..

Now. It's grind time. You know *sigh I'm so tired. I will do anything for Instagram Also, it's like fun.

I actually feel more awake though now that I'm like talking to you guys and stuff I feel more awake and more alive So I think it will be fun and also you know we just get like 19 different coffees we'll feel fine 5am Lets go What are we gonna do with you? First thing I'm gonna be doing this morning for my morning routine shut up Brush my teeth. I look like a librarian' Psycho clown how do I get okay now? Okay so today for my makeup I'm gonna be doing a look that I like to call I didn't go to sleep so I need to kind of overcompensate I. Look like a clown. It looks so pretty getting my fake Beauty Blender cuz I'm just super cheap.

I don't know what yes nose I make of those do whatever they want and then supposing. It's right That's so true about like society standards to make more you Wonder of course you can you know hurry well now do you brush me? Maybe the answer will change to No Trying to be less annoying these days, I'm working on it. Do you have I brush cuz like reams on your and I usually Just boy new new mine. Oh a Sue's pad The cyber brush is really depressing, okay? I don't know how to contour my face, but I'm gonna proceed to do that anyways and I never blend it out So it's always obvious so I just like to take a combination of all the colors.

That's a lot That is so stupid cuz you're gonna die without it alright. See how far I can go on the day without it It's not a challenge. Yeah, holy, Sh. Good luck, buddy.

Oh, good luck charlie It's pride just morning sickness you're probably spraying it Let's just jump to conclusions here and assume that you're pregnant. I just keep getting more annoying as this videos progressing It's often time is some glasses from forever21 scrunchie was sent to me by a subscriber actually so shout-out to you if that was yields top from the brand UNIF, white Distressed skinny jeans or something from PacSun white dirty vans like Axl's, but I'm sorry I'm so tired and low-energy. I promise it will improve from here I'm really Freaking vibes bro look at this view we're here now. It's time to start shooting.

I'm so excited to be out here boy Let's do this So hungry right now, and it smells like pizza and bagels outside, and I'm literally gonna cry because it smells so good I know that we haven't eaten breakfast yet obviously because it's like 6:30 a.M.. Okay, these people are staring at me laughs I belong to I don't care, but I'm so hungry, and I really want coffee. Nothing was really open yet because it's so early It's not kind of stupid you want to climb on that What the are you doing you look like Ariel Lily? That's hecka sketch I'm not trying to die today Lily wants me to climb up onto this friggin Jiang Kass rock, and I'm not trying to literally die so I turn around you're Ariel Okay, so we're trying to find a place to get a view of this Beach because it's like all these overhangs are too high no What if we go up there Lily? All right, I better go say what's up to my squat? Let's go oh? My god oh My god. Oh my god.

Oh my god. Oh my god. They're all pooping I was like standing right here, and though she just comes up and it frickin soap my leg I'm so angry. They're soaking wet I brought three different outfits, so like I'll just change out of these jeans and it'll be fine But still a bit disappointed.

You know I'm s mhm myself. I'm stupid We're frickin leaving this bitch, I don't know where we're going next and I'm so hungry I'm gonna probably put my pants out of hunger, but try to work with what I have here You know alright, so we just finished at our first location. Oh my god. I'm literally blind.

I'm so blind. It's very very bright So I changed outfits bralette from Free People necklaces from Stargate jewelry per usual belt is from a fair store And then oh my god This is a normal angle, and then I have these genes that are thrifted Levi's They're like mom jeans final ones you get the gist they say my shirts from brandy melville I don't know JC that I'm so ready for coffee per usual, but guess what Lily does no sympathy for me And my needs so we're gonna shoot our next location first, and then we're going to get coffee, but also my shoes are soaking wet Lily it's not funny Next time I'm literally gonna bring two pairs of shoes cuz like I don't ever wanna have to deal with that again cuz that was Absolutely traumatizing my shoes got wet no play face Maybe the ocean consumed my legs don't push me I know no friends with no burn I made no friends with no birds. No clickbait You Its food time, baby, we're gonna get coffee. We're gonna What is this is this bleep no, it sounds like it do you hate me now? Glee Lily's not Well do you babe louder? Only 37 minutes update we need more okay? How do I do this? I just shove it in here how the fuck does this work? It's literally nine o'clock.

Oh, we're gonna get AB lunch Don't follow society's rules of when you're supposed to eat foods you want to eat breakfast for dinner Do it if you want eat breakfast for lunch, please do it nobody can tell you different. It's your world. It's your life You can eat foods whenever you want. We're going to just click off right? I'm so excited for my food to come oh my god.

She is truly a masterpiece I mean, I literally slept two hours last night. So this is the most necessary thing in my entire life Almond butter and bananas host on Fantana bread. Yes you heard me right on banana bread. That's genius Yes, it is.

Oh My god. What is sweet little child baby puto just finished food Yeah, we're exhausted and I think we need to take a nap like I had to coffee But I'm still filled dad so maybe we'll not what do you think already want now? I don't know works me It's 10:00 a.M.. Like we've done so much it's only 10:00 a.M.. It's like crazy.

How life happens. It sounds so emo. Oh he's not The speed limit is 15, but they're going about a solid two miles, bro Okay, I feel so bad for talking shit about them geez now given though They're going like two miles per hour they fucking waving at everyone if you guys are watching this I'm so sorry for being rude that you guys were driving like two miles per hour I was just kind of in a bad mood but the fact that you waved to the other people made my day and that was the cutest thing that was no joke that the Cutest thing my life guys AC hi guys hey God, okay, they didn't wave at me what literal That's so rude So we just drove around for like an hour and like just didn't really know we were doing it was kind of an aimless Drive you know and now we just Grass field and we're just gonna take a nap on it. There's just like a bunch of dogs here if I step on it I'm gonna be pissed literally there's dogs everywhere Okay, we're gonna take a nap now goodnight Nap time so we just we'll go from a nap I feels dead as Frick right now probably you sunburned my face in my arms and my belly button, but like we'll see Oh We're leaving the city two hours of sleep bad choice.

Okay all-nighters from a bad choice. Okay only one coffee today bad choice, okay? I never came in contact with any dog How do you know you know if I came in I don't know it's like they pooped and then they picked it up And they're still residue do you want to fight about it? No, I just want kind of there's dog shit in your hair We're going home now. We're going back to Lily's house, and we're gonna go to bed. I don't know what I'm gonna Talk to you guys again, but I'll see you at that time.

It's like a few days later I'm editing the vlog and I realized I never made an outro because I'm a bad vlogger so that was it for today's vlog if you enjoyed it Give it a thumbs up subscribe to my channel comment down below anything you want I literally have not recovered since that day like I feel like I've been permanently tired since that day So I would not recommend sleeping for two hours in one night because it's hard to catch up I love you all cuz she every single one of you, and I cannot wait to see you next time.

A DEADLY SWARM OF BIRDS

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